Those pesky grill marks

This happened to the lovely BF yesterday at work.

BF: So what are we gonna be having today ladies?

Crazy Lady: I want the Flat Iron Steak. But do your steaks have those lines?

BF: I’m sorry, Lines?

CL: Yeah, you know, those black lines across the steaks.

BF: The Grill Marks? Yes our steaks are cooked over the grill so they have the marks from it.

CL: Well, Those lines make the steak taste funny, so I don’t want them.

BF: *jaw hits floor* Um. Ok…

DUDE ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME?!

Are you kidding me?

Dear Customer Who Has No Idea What Restaurant They Walked Into;

I understand that your are very busy and probably have very little to no time to give to the minor details in life. However, how you came to walk into, be seated, and have a MENU RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU, and STILL have NO IDEA where you are at at this exact moment in time is, well, a little mind boggling for me, to say the least.

I know, I know, you are on your phone and because that device is glued to your ear, you are unable to properly drive/walk/function until your so-important conversation is over.

Unfortunetly, next time you interrupt me while I am talking to another table to yank over to your table only ask me this annoying question, “AM I IN APPLEBEE’S?” (Side Note: Why must you yell into your phone, and then to me. Do you have troubles adjusting your voice?)
I will stop only to inform you that you did not walk into Applebee’s (or T.G.I. Friday’s, where your stupid self actually is), but into Dante’s 5 Circle Of Hell. And I Hope You Drown.

Thank you,

Your Future Waitress