Dear Customer Who Has No Idea What Restaurant They Walked Into;
I understand that your are very busy and probably have very little to no time to give to the minor details in life. However, how you came to walk into, be seated, and have a MENU RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU, and STILL have NO IDEA where you are at at this exact moment in time is, well, a little mind boggling for me, to say the least.
I know, I know, you are on your phone and because that device is glued to your ear, you are unable to properly drive/walk/function until your so-important conversation is over.
Unfortunetly, next time you interrupt me while I am talking to another table to yank over to your table only ask me this annoying question, “AM I IN APPLEBEE’S?” (Side Note: Why must you yell into your phone, and then to me. Do you have troubles adjusting your voice?)
I will stop only to inform you that you did not walk into Applebee’s (or T.G.I. Friday’s, where your stupid self actually is), but into Dante’s 5 Circle Of Hell. And I Hope You Drown.
Thank you,
Your Future Waitress
